Reviews of the Last 5 Things I Ate
McDonald’s Chipotle Barbecue Snack Wrap with Grilled Chicken: The concept of ‘snack items’ at fast food restaurants always makes me wary. “You mean I can come to your restaurant NOT at meals and eat...
View ArticleA.B. Dining: How to Make a Totino’s Taco
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View ArticleTen Reasons Why I Will Never Be Unhappy In a Jamba Juice
The cool, or warm, climate: the corporate-backed promise that I will never be made to sweat or shiver unnecessarily while I choose, purchase, and consume my smoothie. The positive yet calming...
View ArticleWhat Your Choice of Drinking Water Says About You
Tap water: You’re walking around annoying everyone by saying in a loud Larry David voice, “That’s right, nothing like a glass of that good ol’ tap! WATAHHHH!” Water from a Brita pitcher: When someone...
View ArticleSuggested rebrands for foods with image problems
Beef supreme sandwiches If you like hamburgers, you’ll love beef supremes. Imagine a burger where the sauce isn’t dripped on top, but instead cooked in to the meat. Leave the silly size...
View Article5 Fun Ideas for Those Thanksgiving Leftovers!
Happy end of the beginning of the holidays, readers! The extended family has gone home, all your cleverest strategic hiding spots for bottles of booze around the house have been depleted, and you’ve...
View ArticleA Love Letter to These Fuckin’ Lil’ Weenies
My Dearest Lil’ Weenies, When I saw you at the grocery store prior to my drive up north for a nice long weekend in a warm cabin, I knew it was meant to be. There you were, near-ish the bacon and just...
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